Ferris Bueller’s Day Off is considered one of John Hughes’ best, rivaling that of The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink, Sixteen Candles, Home Alone and Planes, Trains and Automobiles. It’s a fun story about teenage angst and also attempting…
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If you haven’t seen The Dark Knight by now, you most likely never will, or you weren’t alive in 2008, which means you likely won’t be reading this. Either way, you will see a few key plot points ruined…
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[Spoiler Alert: In case anybody really cares about a run-of-the-mill Stephen King horror film adaptation about a killer car being spoiled] John Carpenter’s 1983 adaptation of Stephen King’s Christine may not be his magnum opus, as that title will forever…
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One thing about bollards is that they’re always seemingly isolated. They may stand in proximity to each other, but do they ever converse, or ever actually fall in love with one another? Maybe not, because they’re inanimate objects, but imagine…
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We’ve seen them malfunction and damage cars as much as we’ve seen them prevent unauthorized vehicle access. We’ve seen YouTube videos of people getting pissed off at them when their lack of any personality assures the drivers that it was…
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You know, for a movie called Drive, there’s surprisingly little high-octane driving action involved throughout the plot. Sure, Ryan Gosling has a few scenes where he looks cool cruising through L.A. with an almost Freudian toothpick dangling from his mouth,…
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In the first two Terminator films, Arnold Schwarzenegger spends quite a lot of time crashing into buildings. It seems bollard construction in the Terminator universe wasn’t viewed as necessary, and ram-raiding crimes were nonexistent, until the Terminators came along with…
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