You know, for a movie called Drive, there’s surprisingly little high-octane driving action involved throughout the plot.
Sure, Ryan Gosling has a few scenes where he looks cool cruising through L.A. with an almost Freudian toothpick dangling from his mouth, and a few key moments involve either moving vehicles or stationary muscle cars, but otherwise he spends most of the movie walking around simply looking emotionally detached while carrying a hammer and donning a badass jacket with a gold scorpion on the back—a clever reference to the tale of “The Scorpion and the Frog”, I might add, which is essentially what the entire film is a reference to in the long run.
On the whole, Drive is a great modern-day Taxi Driver, a crime drama with a smooth, soft-spoken protagonist giving it the feel of a noir thriller. But this undeniably important question still begs to be answered: where could traffic posts come into play?
The First Getaway
The only time when Gosling’s character, the nameless “Driver”, is ever potentially in danger of facing traffic posts of any kind is in the beginning, during the opening getaway scene. This is why I haven’t included any spoiler alert; if you can’t take the opening being at least moderately given away, then I’m afraid I can’t help you when it comes to understanding how a main character in a crime-thriller is introduced.
In the beginning of the film, the Driver collects two robbers in his unremarkable Impala after they’ve committed a robbery. Cops are notified to look out for this Impala, leading to a chase sequence that eventually follows the Driver and his stressed out passengers to a baseball stadium parking garage to hide the vehicle. In the end, this winds up successful, as the Driver has the radio tuned to the game, which just happens to finish as he approaches the stadium.
Now, this all goes smoothly, of course, allowing the Driver to continue on for the rest of the 90-minute story, but suppose that retractable or collapsible traffic bollards were placed at the entrance to the parking garage. The game was finishing up, after all, and it’s reasonable to assume all of the people who were to attend the game for the night had already shown up, so apart from the people leaving, there wouldn’t really be a reason for anybody to enter the garage.
“Bollardizing” the Scene
Let’s suppose that bollards were set up right as the Driver pulled into the garage.
The cops were not too far behind him, and we later see that they suspected the garage was going to be his next turn.
If the Driver were to crash at that spot, he would have been in the back of one of those cruisers along with his new acquaintances, who would probably have plotted a revenge killing to get him back. Although, that might’ve made for an interesting plot as well.
The Driver also wouldn’t have met the oftentimes mute and perpetually doe-eyed Carey Mulligan, who pulled this face at him in literally every scene they shared:
He also wouldn’t have been able to drive during the opening credits to Kavinsky’s awesome eighties-sounding “Night Call”, and he also wouldn’t have gotten involved with the entire plot against the Jewish mafia, which included the likes of an oddly tough Al Brooks
and a self-loathing Ron Perlman.
A Surprise Cameo
To be fair, traffic posts do make an appearance later in the film, protecting the sign of the pawn shop where a major scene takes place.
But could they have saved the characters involved in that scene? Who knows. At least the filmmakers cared vaguely about them at some point, giving them some screen time. It’s just too bad the property managers cared more about asset protection than preventing gang-related murders on their property, and most likely ensuing lawsuits. Now learn about: what is a bollard here.
What do you call Ryan Gosling when he orders duck at a five-star restaurant?
I once thought I saw Ryan Gosling wearing that scorpion jacket in real life while walking across a bridge in downtown Ontario, Canada. Turns out it was just Ron Perlman wearing a sheep-skin rug while doing yoga.
Ryan Gosling is a scorpion. I know this for a fact having worked as an extra on The Place Beyond the Pines. I caught him through the blinds in one of his trailer windows removing his skin and revealing a wet set of mouthparts and a cluster of eyes where his human head should’ve been, followed by some stringy and prickly legs peeling away at the rest of the skin suit. He then crawled around the trailer and for some reason started stinging all of his furniture with his massive stinger in a fit of rage. He was kind of bulky and black, so I think he’s some kind of mutant Emperor Scorpion. Just saying that jacket is more than a hint of his true nature.
Great movie brah.