Wevie Stonder – Ton Wah [Bollard Song] Lyrics

Here are the lyrics to Wevie Stonder’s bollard song, Ton Wah:

At the next junction, turn right.

Straight on. 200 yards. When you get to the round-about, do a left.

When you get to the new cross-gate, go backwards.

See that little hedge over there? Go around the corner of that. That’s right, keep going.

Now, see that woman on the left?

Yeah, the one by the post-box. Follow her.

When she turns left, you stop, look in her window.

Right.

Did you see it?

Yeah.

wevie stonder ton wah

Now go on and get it. Now, you gotta be quick. I want you to run, down then one.

Right.

Stay on a central reservation.

Lookout, there’s a bollard. There’s another one. There’s another one. Lookout. It’s a bollard. There’s another one. Lookout. It’s a bollard.

There’s another one. Lookout, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bollard, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a bo, it’s a….

bollard.

Right. Now. When you come to the fly-over, I want you to get into that red car. That’s it. Nice motor.

Now, don’t push it. Maybe about 55. I want you to get a maximum capacity out of the fuel tank. Now, go to the boot of the car. Open the boot. Yeah, the button’s down there. Right.

Stick your right hand in. Stick your left hand in.

Grab it. That’s it. I know it’s heavy. I know it’s heavy.

Pick it up.

That’s it.

I know it’s heavy. I know it’s heavy. I know it’s heavy. I know it’s heavy. Heavy, heavy, heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy,heavy.

Right. Pick it up. Hold it. Above your head. And start. Put it back. I saw ya.

And now for more information, learn about what is a bollard?

18 Comments

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  4. Bov

    Enjoyed the post.

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  5. Wat

    Hello my family member!

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  6. tori

    thank you

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  7. luda

    Thanks-a-mundo for the lyrics

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  8. koya

    weird song

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  9. Cubano

    Very nice lyrics post, bro.

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  10. DUDE

    LOL what a crazy song.

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  11. Duuuude

    Great job writing these lyrics!!

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  12. JOE

    SUCH A FUNNY AND WIERD SONG

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  13. Happy

    Thanks for the awesome lyrics.

    Reply
  14. kara

    Great article! I love the song!

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  15. Roy

    Excellent idea to figure out these weird lyrics.

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  16. Laurie

    WEIRD LYRICS!

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  17. Gregg

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!

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  18. Daphne

    Wonderful post and accurate (weird) Ton Wah lyrics. I love this song lol.

    Reply

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